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A Letter To The Past
This letter is being sent to you from the interior of your sun, four thousand years in your future. Hi. Sorry to bother you, but, I need your help. I've been doing some calculations and have figured out what went wrong. It all has to do with time travel. Let me explain: There is this guy. He is very Intelligent, creative,and good looking. Okay it's me. I was surfing the net one day and put together the information I found on four different pages. I knew how to make a time travel machine! I built a small demo and sent half a mouse two minutes into the future. Poor little guy. A wizened old man ran into the room, jabbering that he was me and some junk about big headed mutants. I said shut up, hit him in the chin, and knocked the fool flat. He couldn't be me, he was very ugly. In the next room was a time travel machine, so I went back and killed Hitler. I thought, who was the biggest A-hole in history? I'll kill him and be a hero! Big mistake. I came back and everything was different. Nixon had wrested control of the government and it was BAD. I went back and tried to change the timeline back, but things got worse. I went back and changed; worse, back and changed; worse, till I ended up here. I even tried to go back and stop myself, but we know what happened. So. You are probably saying to yourself, "What does this have to do with me?" I have caculated that if I were to become a millionare I would be too busy to ever invent the time machine. That's right! Send $19.99 (check or money order) to: Save the Universe foundation
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