Frank Waltz Age - 27 Erie, PA

"You bastards think this is FUNNY?

After all I've been through and now you guys want a freakin' testimonial?

Hey! That reminds me. Did you know that most gun-related suicide attempts fail? Yeah, I read that somewhere. Over 90% of them are male too.

They don't take the recoil factor into account when they pull the trigger. The gun jerks back on them, so most temple shots just blow off the top of their skulls, while the mouth shots take off their noses and foreheads.

Stupid bastards.

What am I doing?

Forget this. I'm going for pizza and beer.

Here, want my gun?"