Rules of the road #1
In this category I will post rules of the road as I think of them.
Rule # 1: USE YOUR TURN SIGNALS, DUMMY!
There are three reasons not to use your turn signals. I will assume that they are broken because I refuse to believe that a human being can be that lazy or stupid.
It is not a huge effort to move your finger and flip that toggle! Try it. See? Easy.
The other argument I have heard is “F ‘em”. But by “F”ing them you are also “F”ing yourself - eventually - when you hit somebody.
Also in most states it is illegal to not use your turn signals when changing lanes. Do you want to be a criminal?
More reasons to use your turn signals:
1. I am not developed enough in my Psychic abilities (yet) to tell when you are going to cut me off. So I might hit you. Really hard.
2. If you do use your signal I will let you in, but if you don’t I won’t. Ever.
3. Some people may look at using the turns signals while changing lanes as asking for permission, but I say nay, Au contraire, mon frère. When I use my signals I am saying “I’m going into this lane whether you like it or not, I’m taking it! And I hope you don’t like it!”
So in conclusion: If you aren’t using your turn signals when changing lanes most people will think you are lazy, stupid, or that they are broken.