AUDREY and IRWIN KIRKABEE are a modern day couple. They stand in a big city airport waiting to board their plane. They are about to embark on a round the world vacation that they have just won for placing first in the Wacky Flakes jingle contest. Irwin is excited by the prospect of the trip but Audrey is suspicious and cynical. There seems to bit a bit of a delay with their aircraft out on the runway.
think we have a plane to catch?
to gather at airports?
541 at gate 31.
a slight delay in your flight
plan. We seem to be having a
small problem with flight 541.
INT FLT. 541:
The camera pulls back from a close-up of a mad, desperate face to reveal two hijackers armed to the teeth with rifles and explosives. Their weapons are pointed at each other. One is dressed in a business suit, the other like an Arab terrorist. The passengers hands are all raised in the air.
a vote! Everybody who wants to be
hijacked by me, raise your hands!
about ten minutes.
than ten minutes. Perhaps you can
stay in our Courtesy Lounge until
we can find another flight?
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