With no flight until the next day and finding the courtesy lounge to be little more than what looks to be the hold of a tramp steamer, Irwin and Audrey venture out into the city to find accommodations. They are stopped at every turn by circumstance and incompetence. Having only travelers checks and expired credit cards and then inadvertently stealing a car, they hit the road to find a friend that Irwin hasn't seen in years. On the way they almost hit an old man and young girl crossing the highway. The old man looks startlingly familiar as does the little girl but they dash off into the brush. Irwin contacts his friend MILES HATWICK and they drive until they find themselves in the dark bowels of the city. Fighting off an army of bums and low lifes they make it to Miles' apartment/laboratory. They unknowingly avoid a battery of defense mechanisms that spring from the walls as they stumble through the dark halls and corridors. When they knock on the door they are greeted by a maniac with a gun.
sensual experience you'll never
what you're here for! I ought to
paint the wall with your brains!
kidder! This is great! What'd all
this stuff cost anyway?
is this? You're trying to throw me
off aren't you?
Where are the rest of you? It's
not like them to send a couple of
spies without a back up!
like the old days! With hand
buzzers and cherry bombs! You
crack me up! I love it!
getting smarter as time went by!
That was my mistake. There must be
some advantage to sending imbeciles.
Of course! You two must be packed
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