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ZERON And you thought you would assist
in the testing of his latest
creation? AUDREY Now just wait one minute! MILES That's right! These two are
essential to my work! I couldn't
have gotten this far without them! ZERON Oh? AUDREY This has gone on far enough here!
I don't know what you want from
this wacked out junkie homo commie
wastoid rat fink, but Irwin and I
are just a couple of shleps who got
hauled into yet another set of
ridiculous circumstances. We
haven't the slightest involvement
in this moron's lunacy or his
chrono-syntha sink what-ever! ZERON Chrono-synclastic Infundibulator. AUDREY That, yes! MILES Audrey! ZERON So you are completely innocent of
any knowledge or understanding of
it's potential as a scientific
instrument? He produces the device. AUDREY As the proverbial lamb. Zeron starts to pace. ZERON Well. Since you know of nothing
that can help us, I suppose I'll
just have to let you go free. AUDREY (to Miles) Aliens, huh? IRWIN I knew we would be able to work
something out! Now about Mr.
Hatwick here... Zeron bursts out laughing crazily. ZERON (between convulsions) I love it! Yes! Oh, how marvelous!!
Humor! Ha! I'll never get used
to it!! IRWIN (smiling) What's that Mr. Zeron? ZERON How incredibly gullible you Earth
things are! Did you really suppose
that on the eve of the single
greatest galactic essence transfer
in the history of the cosmos, I
would let you two go after seeing
everything? (more laughter)

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