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 Irwin 
        and Audrey look over at Miles...He gives them a look that says "I told 
        you so".  
      ZERON 
            (recovering) 
            
          It's 
          almost a pity I'm going to have to get rid of you. You could
 be a source of vast amusement. 
      
       
         
           
             
              IRWIN 
          
          You're 
          going to kill us?! 
      
       
         
           
             
              ZERON 
            (offended) 
            
          No, 
          of course not! You wouldn't be
 any good to me dead. 
      
      Irwin and Audrey visibly 
      settle.  
       
         
           
             
              ZERON 
          
          I'll 
          just turn you into mindless sex slaves... 
      
       
         
           
             
              AUDREY 
          
          Mindless 
          sex slaves!! 
      
       
         
           
             
              MILES 
          
          I knew 
          it!! I knew you were trying
 to take over the Earth!! What's it
 for? You need water, right!? Or is
 it women? Noooo! Or is it silicon? 
      
       
         
           
             
              ZERON 
          
          Oh 
          no! Nothing quite so dramatic.
 Here, my card. 
      
      He pulls a card from his 
      coat and holds it up to Miles' face. Miles reads it aloud.  
       
         
           
             
              MILES 
          
          Dr. 
          Velman Neptorian Megaphalus
 Zeron Squared. Astral Travel.
 Travel to the Stars and Beyond.
 Group rates a specialty. You are
 a travel agent? 
      
      He is. And he is slowly 
      taking over the Earth by gradually replacing world leaders and major politicians 
      with intergalactic travelers who want the experience of controlling the 
      fate of a world. He gestures to a wall full of vials that will contain the 
      personal essences of thousands of paying alien customers ready to invade 
      the bodies of human beings. Of course none of them will do it responsibly. 
       
       
         
           
             
              MILES 
          
          Are 
          you trying to tell us that
 aliens have been on Earth for the
 past seventy years? 
      
       
         
           
             
              ZERON 
          
          Isn't 
          it delightful? During the
 fifties and sixties most of the
 American senate were my clients.
 Weren't McCarthy and Nixon a
 scream? Ah, ha, ha, ha, hee, hee! 
      
      Zeron is about to turn 
      them all into sex slave zombies with his aerosol spray `personality- in- 
      a- can' when Irwin kicks over the table and they scatter on the floor. Cursing 
      Zeron recovers all the unlabeled cans and sprays them one after another 
      into Irwin's face. Filled to overflowing with artificial personalities, 
      Irwin goes berserk and bursts from his bonds scattering the guards and then 
      flying out of the room with a mad scream. Zeron and his crew are up now 
      with weapons drawn. They are pointed at Miles and Audrey.  
       
         
           
             
              ZERON 
          
          Not 
          so fast if you please! 
      
      Audrey grabs an alien 
      weapon from the floor and points it at Zeron.  
       
         
           
             
              AUDREY 
          
          Freeze 
          screwball!! 
      
      Zeron chuckles.  
       
         
           
             
              ZERON 
          
          Oh 
          dear, it appears you've got us
 surrounded. And with a weapon that
 you haven't the faintest idea how
 to operate!
  
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