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AUDREY
Don't
be so sure.
She pulls the trigger
and it only lights up and hums.
ZERON
Well,
while it's warming up I guess
we'll just have to immolate you.
MILES
You
won't dare shoot while I have
this!
ZERON
Oh
I'm sure I could find some way
to make it work once I pry it away
from your smoking carcass.
Audrey looks around and
then grabs the green vial that contains the essence of Zeron's mother. He
was going to give her a holiday for her eight hundredth birthday. She points
her weapon at it.
AUDREY
Hold
it or Mummy is toast!
Zeron blanches then freezes.
ZERON
Mummy!!
No, anything! Stand still
you imbeciles!
Zeron's advancing guards
stops cold.
ZERON
Put
that down please! That's my
mother in there!
AUDREY
Exactly,
and we walk or we atomize
mummy.
Audrey and Miles start
to back towards the hole in the doorway created by the frantically exiting
Irwin. Zeron and his band creep slowly after them.
ZERON
You
can have anything! I'll make
you chairman of General Motors.
How would you like that? It comes
with a wife and two kids!
AUDREY
Do
I get a key to the executive
washroom?
ZERON
A whole
fist full!
AUDREY
No.
I think I'd rather be a travel
agent like you...
ZERON
(puzzled)
A what?
Of course! Anything!
AUDREY
And
I appreciate a man that would
send his mother on a vacation trip.
ZERON
You
do?
MILES
You
do?
AUDREY
I still
think she should take a
little trip too.
ZERON
Yes,
yes!
Audrey pauses and eyes
Zeron real cool like.
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