Miles grabs his device from Zeron and then Audrey as they follow after the raving Irwin. They pile into a van and zoom into the night with Zeron and his bunch of mumbling cronies hot on their tails. Irwin is in the back of the van and bouncing off the walls and every time he hits his head a new personality pops out of him. Finally they are trapped in a dead end alley and they figure the jig is up as they are surrounded by more of Zeron's henchmen. Just then Irwin pops out of the van with his tie wrapped ninja-like around his head. In a flurry of martial arts he dispatches them and they are off in the van again only to run into Zeron's van full of thugs. Audrey prepares to ram them when Miles ignites his time-traveling device and they disappear from the van.

They fly through what appears to be a tornado that just broke out of a paint factory. Suddenly they drop out of the vortex and onto a blasted plain. Dusting themselves off and absorbing where and when they are, it takes Miles only a few seconds to calculate that they are at the bottom of Lake Erie.and about the year 2,000,000 BC. This is bad enough when Miles tells them that they will need a 1.5 volt battery to get the machine activated again and get them out. Not seeing a 7-11 anywhere Audrey punches Miles in the nose and then sits on a rock and bursts into tears. Miles is trying to figure something out when Irwin breaks out a little shaver and starts shaving the stubble in his face. Audrey grabs it and thrusts it in front of Miles. With a little deft wire fiddling he attaches it to the time traveler and they are gone in a pop.

Once again in the vortex they are tailed by some type of alien police officer who wants to ticket them for speeding, when there is a sudden storm inside the vortex and the officer and Irwin are knocked away. Irwin slips into a fold in the vortex and disappears. Miles and Audrey fall out a moment later and onto a convenience store parking lot. They discover quickly that they are back in the present day. They quickly purchase batteries from the convenience store clerk and Miles zips into the past to find Irwin. Audrey, looking disheveled, tries to act nonchalant in the back of the store. When a woman accuses her of being a thief in hiding and is about to report her to the clerk there is a terrific crash and flash of light. A gigantic medieval war horse clad in full battle armor drops on to the display floor. Sitting astride the beast are Irwin and Miles. Irwin is dressed in rags. Four policemen burst into the store brandishing guns.

Sitting in a jail cell the three contemplate their fate, when Zeron and his henchmen show up to collect them. Back at the lab Zeron is preparing to shove Miles' machine into his own version of an amplifier for it. With it he will transport a massive tour group and flood the world with the destructive tourists ready to invade the minds and bodies of the Earth. Zeron goes to insert Miles' time machine, when an unnoticed fly zips into the portal. He pushes it in the slot and there is a slight squish and the machine consol starts to smoke and jerk around. Zeron runs for cover as his amplifying machine dances across the floor. Everybody ducks for cover as a giant hole rips in the air spewing a collection of odds and ends, mostly socks. As the hole increases in size, larger things like airplanes and cars drop out. One old Chevrolet contains a dazzled old man. A dog drops out and Audrey recognizes the dog as the puppy from her childhood. Then a small boy falls out of the hole and Irwin recognizes the boy as himself as a child. An episode from Irwin's past that he thought was a dream suddenly makes sense to him. He remembered as a child having a dream that was just like this. Irwin yells to the boy that he has to turn the machine off or they will all be sucked out of other holes that are forming in the room.. He instructs the boy to pull Miles' machine out of the consol that is jerking wildly. Zeron and his men are disappearing into the holes that are opening everywhere. Little Irwin manages to pull the time machine out of the consol and all the holes start to snap shut. Irwin jumps up and grabs the boy before a hole can grab him. The boy drops the time machine and Miles leaps up and grabs at the last second out of a rapidly collapsing hole. There is at last, silence.

The boy is confused about where he is and wants to go home. Irwin suggests that Miles take him home but Miles says that if he does that there is not enough power in the batteries he has for him to get back to 1998. And the longer they wait the less chance there is that he will get the boy back to where and when he came from. The boy has to go now and there is no time to get more batteries. It appears that he can't send the lad back until he remembers there is a small homing device that he can give the boy that will act as a guide for the time machine without sending the time machine with him. Miles makes the proper calculations and they send the young Irwin back to 1962 where he came from.

Just then Audrey's watch beeper goes off and she realizes they have missed their flight. Miles suggests that it is a pity he sent the one homing device with the young Irwin, as he could send them back to yesterday before all this happened and they could make their flight. Irwin pulls his key chain out of his pocket and shows them the homing device that now he remembers getting as a child only moments ago.

It still works and Miles bids them farewell, hits a button on his time machine and Irwin and Audrey disappear.

On a country road sometime at night a comet appears in the sky and plummets to Earth. It hits with a crash and leaves a smoking pit. From inside an old man and a young girl rise slowly. It is Irwin and Audrey but they have aged in different ways. Audrey has lost twenty five years and Irwin has gained forty. Now Audrey is really mad. They stumble onto the road and are almost hit by a car that contains them in their proper ages. This is where they were the night before but now they are the old man and young girl they saw. That's it. Nothing could be weirder than this. Suddenly a piercing ray of light appears from above and hits them.

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